Delicious beverages with a slightly homoerotic undertone? Sounds like something I could get behind.
I have all of these followers...
Who are you people and why on earth would you want to waste your time reading about the misadventures of my every day life? Well…is it your time, I suppose. Hi!
Brian God Damn Holden
Return my phone call you lazy motherfucker. Face the facts. You will never be Isaiah Mustafa. You will never turn texts into diamonds and you will never EVER be on a horse, much less a stick pony.
Pottermore, Oh Pottermore A place where I’ve been once before I know that I’ll get in if I believe Magic wands and chocolate frogs Come on now children, one and all Unlock that quill and fulfill your destiny EVERYBODY!!! Second verse, same as the first!
onethousandsweetkisses started following you
Hi person I don’t know. Thanks for…stalking me? Maybe suddenly taking an interest in a perfect stranger sounds better? Either way, fancy meeting you here.
theoriginaliclemyer asked: Hi. Come taste my rainbow?
Tumblr? What are you?
At long last, we meet again! Now, after all this time, you are in my grasp! I shan’t let you escape this time!