Flaming Butterbeers?

Delicious beverages with a slightly homoerotic undertone? Sounds like something I could get behind.

Brian God Damn Holden

Return my phone call you lazy motherfucker. Face the facts. You will never be Isaiah Mustafa. You will never turn texts into diamonds and you will never EVER be on a horse, much less a stick pony.

Fuck you, Brian.

Fuck you, Brian.

I love how my friends are choosing to be cruel and unusual about this whole Pottermore ordeal.

I love how my friends are choosing to be cruel and unusual about this whole Pottermore ordeal.

So glad to see that Joey is being supportive in my wizardly time of need.

So glad to see that Joey is being supportive in my wizardly time of need.

Pottermore

Pottermore, Oh Pottermore

A place where I’ve been once before

I know that I’ll get in if I believe

Magic wands and chocolate frogs

Come on now children, one and all

Unlock that quill and fulfill your destiny


EVERYBODY!!! Second verse, same as the first!